by John Bolton
« Every week it feels like Canada is speed‑running a new level of absurdity… but this week? This week was something else.
Some of these stories you may have seen. Others you probably assumed were April Fools jokes. Unfortunately, every single one of them is real.
This week’s Canadian chaos includes:
• Tagalog proposed as an official language
• Warnings about “moon colonialism”
• Claims of “Canadian slavery”
• Police guarding synagogues in Toronto
…and more unbelievable headlines
The spiral keeps getting steeper, and the disconnect from reality keeps getting wider.
For many people in Alberta, this isn’t just noise—it’s part of a growing list of reasons they’re ready to walk away from the national circus entirely.
Buckle up. This episode is a ride.»