By David Parker
"Well, it’s another day, which means another one of these long form essays. Today, the main train of thought has been the ridiculousness of Canada. The insane depths we have reached. The national GDP per capita of Canada is now lower than Alabama. The average Alabaman is richer than the average Canadian, and has a better quality of life. This is considered blasphemy in Canada, the poor are so mistreated in America. They don’t even have free healthcare! Meanwhile, 4 million of our citizens are using food kitchens to make ends meet."